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Thursday, May 01, 2008

Intoxicatingly Eargasmic!

I realized I haven't written a blog for this week. Just came home from a birthday party of people way older than me! But close to me in more than one way anyway. I love them! (that's for the record) Have you ever written a blog while being intoxicated? Would anything you say make sense. Here goes ...

Just came from a smashing party! Had 4 bottles of beer, 3 shots of Vodka lemon drops (vodka shot followed by lemon dipped in salt and sugar! Just heavenly! The sugar sends you to NIRVANA! Wanted to have more but they ran out of vodka too bad!) and 3 shots of Jaeger ( I don't know how to spell it, my first time to try such a drink, it's herbal in taste). I had to sneak out as people were trying to make me stay! Kudos to Cafe Andessa for super delicious food and a lovely party atmosphere who would make anyone think twice before leaving. Too bad I had to drive home, my responsible self (although considered absent by some) kicked in, (I can be responsible you know!), urging me to sneak out and go home after pouring one good bottle of beer down the drain! sheeeshz! That's an easy 30-40 pesos down the drain! Who in his right mind would do that! hahaha ^^ I guess I'm on my wrong mind.

My loins are BURNING! for a 15 year old whom I just recently met. She's perfect for my indecent proposals! I can't believe how my mind just fantasize about her ever since I met her. uuuuugggghhhh! Stop me! Just sent a text (SMS) message to her. I believe I'll get a reply early tomorrow! whew! Just the thought of us getting together makes me crazy!

Turning on the TV, MYX (local MTV show) plays "Realize" by Colbie Caillat. The song goes:
"If you just realize, what I just realize, then we'd be perfect for each other, we'd never find another ..." uggggh! So True! Too bad you didn't think like me! wahahaha! I've always wanted to blog about this but never find the right words! I guess alcohol brings out what is right!

A new band is out and being introduced in MYX. "Orgasmic" is their name, huh?! Did I hear you right? "It sounds good" you say, answering to the question why you named your group as such. I hope your video doesn't suck! If everyday can be freaking orgasmic! I wouldn't have to worry a thing. ^^

Time for some shut eye! Bye!

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Am I convincing enough? Crazy enough? wahahhahahaha! My apologies to anyone who would find this offensive, just consider it a social (blog) experiment. wehehehehe ^^

Just found out that the new band's name is actually EARGASMIC! What a name! Who are you trying to fool?! (^o^)v


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12 comments:

  1. maybe you should be intoxicated whenever you blog! i enjoyed reading this post!

    as for the 15-year-old, maybe you should wait until she turns over 18! by then, she won't be exactly half your age anymore! ;) but you'd probably not think about her when you're sober.

    by the way, never drink and drive!

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  2. My loins are BURNING! for a 15 year old whom I just recently met. She's perfect for my indecent proposals! I can't believe how my mind just fantasize about her ever since I met her. uuuuugggghhhh

    ---> this is what we get when you blog under the influence. wahahahaha! loins and burning?!? graveh na to. makes me think i'm reading a harlequin novel. nyahahaha. keep it coming steph:) nalingaw kog basa. ahiihihihihi:D

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  3. @charm!

    Hello! Thanks for leaving a comment.
    I enjoyed reading myself as well hahaha ^^

    "as for the 15-year-old, maybe you should wait until she turns over 18! by then, she won't be exactly half your age anymore! ;) but you'd probably not think about her when you're sober."

    - you underestimate my loins ha. hehehe

    @cating

    wahahaha! i've never read a harlequin book (i think), pahirama daw ko. hahaha

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  4. hahaha. i don't have one. but if i find one, i'll buy it for you. hahaha. there are more burning groins for your reference;) ahihihi

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  5. hahaha ^^
    get me another kind of book nalang, like the narnia chronicles complete set, sayang money wahehehe ^^

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  7. OMFG! you are serious, aren't you? i shouldn't, i should never underestimate a man's loins especially when they are burning.

    i just hope you'll give her time to grow. at 15 she's still growing. give her time to fully develop her boobs, i meant, her personality! also, let her reach legal adult age. protect yourself. between you and her, you don't want to be the only adult who can be held legally accountable for any misadventures that your burning loins may be up for.

    i rest my case.

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  8. hahahaha ^^

    nagkakalat ng lagim sa site ko si charm hehehe ^^ btaw, i know. hehehe ^^

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  9. salamat din pala charm! hihihi ^^

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  10. hahahha... this is one crazy drunken post! and im lovin it!

    Keep 'em comin boks! more drinks pleaseee!!

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  11. thank you boks!
    unexpected reaction from you! hehehe ^^

    hope to see you soon!

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  12. ooops!:

    "eargasmic" is actually the title of a new song from 'dice & k9'

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